I Am A 'Perfect' Judge of Character. *Woot*

I'm posting this based on my views of people I meet these days.
Note that probably none of these might be true in YOUR opinion.

1. The Stuck Up.
- An elitist.
- Being an elitist, loves to treat people with higher rank better and leaves people with lower status to die OCCASIONALLY.
- Mostly found in gaming servers where common players try to get closer with administrators.
- Hates to be proved wrong.
- Even when proved wrong, will not accept the fact.
- The government is full of it.
- Most of them are good friends but MUST not be accepted as BEST friends as they WILL abandon you for someone better looking or are much more of a use for them.
- Boot Lickers
- One exception of them for me. =)

2. The Hypocrite.
- Makes outrageous claims which they cannot prove.
- Hated by most of the world when the world is also full of them.
- A burden.
- Should be banged in any way necessary.
- A School Bag.
- Slightly elitist.
- Cannot be trusted ENTIRELY.
- Very pissing off if hanged with excessively.

3. The Dumb Ass.
- Stupid.
- An idiot.
- Normally talks shit that he/she doesn't know anything about.
- Mostly posers.
- Russel.
- Makes funny noises for no apparent reason.

4. The La-la.
- Wears clothing of many layers even when its hot in Malaysia.
- Has either long golden or red hair. Occasionally a mix of both.
- Mostly ah bengs.
- Doesn't admit that he/she is a La-la.
- Hated by most English educated students.
- Steals fashion ideas from Japan.
- Goes in a group.
- Can be found in all shopping malls doing absolutely nothing but loitering.
- ALWAYS acts cute.
- Makes stupid poses while taking pictures.

6. The Airplane Pilot.
- Hated for not keeping promises.
- Can never be invited out.
- Have friends that back stabs him/her.
- Asshole.

7. The Rich Kid with NO ACTUAL Friends.
- The title says it all. This person actually has NO ACTUAL FRIENDS. *yay*
- Uses money to get fake friends.
- Can never be counted on to do something that requires teamwork.
- Always act cute.
- La-la-ish.
- The friend he/she makes back stabs him/her all the time.

NO NAMES we're mentioned in this section. Even the name (you think) I used above is purely fictional and is in terms with my concept of attitude that people have.
So don't go around and simply spread untrue stuff, assholes.
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And this part is to show my gratitude to people who have shown me their absolute care.

Wen Cheang, Shen Loong, Justina, Peachy, James Soong, Christoper Tay, Bobo, Zen Jie(Crybaby Jelly), Lye Ca-Wyn, Denise, Matthew Lim, Mini-Matthew, Mini-Marc, Raymond Ong, Jeremy, Zheng Kai, Danny Ong, Jun Hong, Wee Jinn, Tommy Chee, Wen Han, Shyuan, Ken, LUCAS KOH.

To the people stated above, I truly appreciate everything you have done for me.

Due to unforeseen consequences, two names have been added to the list above. I wasn't (really) forced to put up those two names but because of many think overs I realized I had to put them up anyway.
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As for the people who I didn't mention, neglected, ignored or forgotten,
most of you can just go suck on a dick. Fuck You Bitches, Hope You Guys Fucking Die.